1 B*tches Love Photoshop
Why diet, when in an hour you can quickly transform your body like this? Social media never needs to know, right?
Article Continues after the joke
Little Johnny was doing his math homework.
Little Johnny was doing his math homework.
He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
"Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, the called Little Johnny's teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in class?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, the sum of which is four."
2 Cosplay Today
Similar to watching a horror film, the act of cosplay may first start online but tragically plays out in real life via conventions, ALL thanks to Photoshop.
3 50 Pounds Of Fat. . . Gone!
Lets just forget our REAL bodies and settle for virtual ones. . . Shall we?
4 Plastic Surgery. . . Nope, Its Photoshop!
Remove a slight double chin and go from homely to VABOOM . . After seeing this amazing difference, she might be tempted to go under the knife?
5 Dating Profiles?
Wow. . . Instant slim hips! We suppose this is WHY Photoshop is the go to tool for dating profiles.
6 Virtual Makeup: Before & After
Need a quick beauty treatment for your social media page? No problem, Photoshop will save you money!
7 A Slight Tweak
When you do an improvement tweak with Photoshop, itll bid you time to workout before your cosplay convention. . . Nobody needs to know. . . Right?
