1 Well, maybe if he used a bit of common sense, this wouldnt have happened.
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We went to see a movie the other night.
We went to see a movie the other night.
I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels a little roomier.
Just as the feature was about to start, a blonde from the center of the row got up and started working her way out.
“Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops, excuse me.”
By the time she got to me, I was trying to look around her and I was a little impatient, so I said, “Couldn’t you have done this a little earlier?”
“No!” she said in a loud whisper. “The ‘TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE PLEASE’ message just flashed up on the screen and mine is in the car.”
2 FML
3 Huge boobs also come with another issue back pain.
4 *Sigh*
Did you think thats all we have? Of course not! Move on to next page to check out more of these braggers.
5 He is the Shakespeare of our generation.
6 This person can definitely brag, even if he is an idiot when it comes to prices
7 What an achievement!
8 The third comment was on point.
Some people have no concept when to stop bragging, do they? I cant even think how others deal with these people in real life just imagine how their dates must go. Read on to check out more such braggers.
9 Sure, why not!
10 Seriously, please help find this guy a decent girl!
