1 You get infuriated seeing his dirty clothes lying on the floor when in a relationship.
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Two croupiers are sitting bored at the roulette of THE CASINO.
Two croupiers are sitting bored at the roulette of THE CASINO.
Suddenly a very attractive blonde woman enters and bets $20,000 on a roll, saying: "I hope you do not mind, but I feel very lucky when I play naked."
With that, she unbuttons the zipper, takes her dress and underwear off, throw the dice and yells: "Come on baby, mama needs new clothes!"
She looks with agony and as soon as the dice stops, starts jumping up and down screaming: "YES, YES, YES I WON!"
She embraces one to one of the dealers, taking her profits and clothes and disappears.
The guys are looking dumbfounded at each other.
Eventually, one asks: "Did you see what dice she rolled?"
I do not know, I thought you were watching!
2 While after breakup, you get emotional and remember him seeing it.
3 You do things he likes to generate good memories when in a relationship.
4 While post-breakup you realise how much you hated those things.
5 While in a relationship, you fight oven every little thing.
6 Whereas after the breakup, you seek the peace of mind.
7 Before thebreakup, youre not really interested in his daily life.
8 But post-breakup, every girl he talks to makes you jealous.
9 You stop getting free drinks while committed.
10 Whereas, after thebreakup, it starts again.
