11 Aquarius (January 20 to February 18)
The inventive and exploratory Aquarius is just like one of those kinky $ex positions you find in a deck of Kama Sutra cards. Their $ex fetishes are a little more unconventional and daring, but if you are not down, use the safety word.
Due to their agreeable natures, they will be happy to switch it up. People who belong to Aquarius are not judgers; they had their brief experimental phase in college and that one night with two Justin Bieber backup dancers. They are just as easy to be around as they are to f*ck.
Song to get it on: Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado ft. Timbaland.
Best $exual partners: Gemini, Leo, Aquarius, Aries, Libra, Sagittarius.
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blonde dyes her hair brown
Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown.
She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.
Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?
The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out "352!"
He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep.
I'll take this one, she says proudly. "It's the cutest!"
Hey lady, says the shepherd, "if I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"
12 Pisces (February 19 to March 20)
With their extremely sensuous and bewitching nature, people who belong to Pisces have no trouble in attracting their $exual partners. They are very romantic and playful, yearning for a soul mate who appreciates the importance of love even more than $ex. They are incredibly sensual, enjoying music, poetry or a romantic offering such as flowers or just a fragrant perfume (or even cologne). Once their intuition tells them they have found the right romance, they become $exually very much imaginative lovers who live to please their partner very much. They have a very fragile nature, so try to avoid making hurtful or insensitive comments that will dissolve the intimacy you have created so far. A Pisces lover will $exually enchant and even beguile you, keeping you coming back for more.
Song to get it on: Best I Ever Had by Drake.
Best $exual partners: Cancer, Virgo, Pisces, Taurus, Scorpio, Capricorn
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