Scientists have decided to come forward to find a solution to curbing infidelity, thus prevent divorces, and also help people from getting cheated on. They have joined hand to develop a “genital implant” which will send you an alert on your cell phone if it detects your partner is cheating. It has been named “Commit-Tech”.
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blonde on plane
There's this blonde.
She gets on a plane and sits in the first available seat.
The flight attendant is coming around checking tickets.
She looks at the blonde woman's ticket and tells the blonde; "ma'am you can't sit here, your ticket says coach and this is first class.
please move to the back of the plane"
The blonde replies "I'm a blonde, I'm smart and have a good job.
I'm not moving until the plane arrives in Jamaica"
So the flight attendant, now hot under the collar at the blonde's response, goes to another flight attendant and tells him what happened.
so he goes up to her and asks her to move to the back of the plane.
She then responds "I'm a blonde, I'm smart and have a good job.
I'm not moving until the plane arrives in Jamaica".
So the two flight attendants are steaming mad and they go to the co-pilot and tells him what is going on.
He comes back to where the blonde is sitting and leans over and whispers something in her ear.
The two flight attendants were astonished when the blonde abruptly got up from her seat and moved to the back of the plane.
They looked at each other and then the co-pilot and asked him what he told her.
The co-pilot, feeling good about himself told them "oh, this happened a while back with someone else.
I just simply told the woman that the front half of the plane wasn't going to Jamaica".
It is basically a small chip that will be implanted in the pen!s of the man along with the vulva of the woman who are in a relationship. Next, these two will be connected together with an application that you will install on your cell phones. If one of the chips detect sexual activity without the other chip, then it will send an alert to the other partner’s cell phone that he or she is cheating.
Stephen Triton, developer said that this was an excellent invention and would probably help put a stop to all infidelity that cause divorces in marriages. “Cheating will be a thing of the past pretty soon. And if your partner has problems with installing this chip, it probably means that he isn’t committed to you, and it’s time to rethink your current relationship.”
This chip will soon be available from November in Major stores, and will be made compatible with all devices.
