Scientists have decided to come forward to find a solution to curbing infidelity, thus prevent divorces, and also help people from getting cheated on. They have joined hand to develop a “genital implant” which will send you an alert on your cell phone if it detects your partner is cheating. It has been named “Commit-Tech”.
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A guy walks into a pub
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
HAND JOB: $10.00
He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks.
Can I help you? she asks.
I was wondering, whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
Yes, she purrs. "I am."
The man replies, "Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger."
It is basically a small chip that will be implanted in the pen!s of the man along with the vulva of the woman who are in a relationship. Next, these two will be connected together with an application that you will install on your cell phones. If one of the chips detect sexual activity without the other chip, then it will send an alert to the other partner’s cell phone that he or she is cheating.
Stephen Triton, developer said that this was an excellent invention and would probably help put a stop to all infidelity that cause divorces in marriages. “Cheating will be a thing of the past pretty soon. And if your partner has problems with installing this chip, it probably means that he isn’t committed to you, and it’s time to rethink your current relationship.”
This chip will soon be available from November in Major stores, and will be made compatible with all devices.
