1 Kimmi’s make up is so perfectly done, she looks a doll. No, she’s not lying.
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Little Johnny was doing his math homework.
Little Johnny was doing his math homework.
He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
"Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, the called Little Johnny's teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in class?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, the sum of which is four."
2 Angelica, the muscles and definitely Photoshop are your perfect matches, Josh!
3 You know if you have a friend good with Photoshop, it definitely makes it easier.
4 Yo man !!!
5 That’s more than a 12pack
6 Hanging out with my girlfriend
7 Leslie maybe had high hormonal levels during puberty, or maybe high Photoshop.
8 Photoshop makes everyone size zero.
9 George gets whatever he wishes for, given by Photoshop.
10 Should probably change your gym workout plan, less of leg exercise, or the person who did your Photoshop.
