1 Ending work on a sweet note
Article Continues after the joke
Random Joke
A blonde is overweight
A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.”
When the blonde returns, she’s lost nearly 20 pounds.
“Wow, that’s amazing!” the doctor says.
“Did you follow my instructions?”
The blonde nods…
“I’ll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
“From hunger, you mean?” said the doctor.
“No, from skipping,” replied the blonde.
2 More cakes, but this time it’s following dreams.
3 A resignation letter or a gift?
4 When your reasons come from the heart…or a few inches below.
5 To those bosses who don’t get a hint.
6 You don’t want to piss off the gardener.
7 When not being punctual pisses the employee off, not the boss.
8 Hacking your boss’ system, like a boss.
9 Leaving honest feedback.
10 Criticising your bosses criticism.
