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The nurse asked a patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown to be checked by the doctor.
In front of you? He asks, shy.
Whats more, now and again when they do expel attire, it can prompt something so diverting as the episode beneath:
He then inquires as to whether he ought to do as such before her, to which she says Well no, however Ive seen the human body some time recently. The man advance demands and says Not one like mine. Youd kick the bucket giggling at my body
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Little April in Sunday School
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question.
"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"
The Teacher fainted.
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The nurse says: Well no, but Ive seen the uncovered human body before. The man said, Not one like mine. Youd die laughing at my uncovered body.
Of course I wont laugh, said the Nurse to the patient, Im a professional. In over twenty years Ive never laughed at a patient.
The attendant consoled him obviously I wont snicker Im an expert, in more than a quarter century have never giggled at a patient.
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Okay then, said the patient, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing a huge male body with the smallest adult male organ the Nurse had ever seen in her life.
In length and width it was almost identical to a AAA battery.
The patient was persuaded with the medical attendant and continued to drop his trousers off. As he did that, it worked out that he had a colossal male body with the littlest conceivable male organ the Nurse had ever observed some time recently. In its length and width, it was same as an AAA battery.
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Unable to control herself, the Nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out.
And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing. Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the mans private part, she composed herself as well as she could.
Nurture truly made a decent attempt to conceal her chuckles, however it exclaimed as she continued snickering. Later she understood that she shouldnt snicker g at a males private organ and she took control over her giggle.
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I am so sorry, she said, I dont know what came over me. On my honor as a Nurse and a lady, I promise that it wont happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?
Nurture then let him know I am sad, I dont recognize what came over me. On my respect as a Nurse and a woman, I guarantee that it wont happen once more. Presently, let me know, what is by all accounts the issue?
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Its swollen, Bob replied.
She ran out of the room.
