1 Oh, shut up man!
It surely raises a big question mark on his small lunch box.
Article Continues after the joke
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase
He asks, "What are you doing?"
She replies, "I'm off to New York. I read that pro.s.ti.tut.es there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free."
Later, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.
"Where are you going?" she asks. "I'm coming with you. I want to see how you live on $800 a year."
2 Be careful next time!
If someone has your number, you need to be cautious with such threats.
3 Why are people fat? Oops, I thought it was because of food!
Make sure you are witty enough when you try to insult someone; there are chances to get a good comeback from them as well. So be prepared.
4 Poor boy!
Warning: Dont leave your phone around, where your mom can find it and reply to a text.
5 She had a great comeback line.
I wish, we could see the Mormons boy reply.
6 Spill the beans!
Lesson: Be careful while texting a personal information. You never know what someone knows until you tell them.
7 Parents using texting slang can be hilarious!
But not all the times!
8 Kudos to this mom!
Some moms can be hysterical, but its not funny when she zings you via text.
9 Ta- da!
You will bang your head in the wall after reading this.
10 You can also try this one with your mom.
Now, thats a great way to make a comeback.
