1 Which Thumb Is Yours?
Look at your knuckle joint and choose the picture that most closely resembles your thumb.
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five birds sitting on a fence
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"
"None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."
2 Thumb A
You are a faithful lover, often fall head over heels, and can be obsessive. This may cause you to neglect school or work and call your lover too often. Try to be careful with that.
3 Thumb B
Youre a planner and have specific ways of doing things, helping you to achieve your goals. In love, you are objective and don't get carried away with your emotions. You don't move too fast in pursuing a relationship which can sometimes leave you ambiguous.
4 Thumb C
You are trustworthy and reliable with good observations skills. In love, you tend to restrain yourself and can sometimes miss out on an opportunity.
