1 False alarm
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There was this guy who was married to a blonde
There was this guy who was married to a blonde, and each night he came home with a new blonde joke.
One night the wife got mad and decided to show him that she wasn't dumb.
She spent the whole next day learning all her states and capitals.
That night when he got home he told his joke.
She says, "I'm not so dumb. I know all of the states and capitals. Go ahead, quiz me."
He thought for a moment and asked, "What is the capital of Massachusetts?"
She quickly replied, "M"!
2 Showing Cleavage Or Not?
Hint for husbands: Is she buttoned-up? Is so, you are doing a great job!
3 She Smiles..
Without gals and smiles, the world would be a much sadder place!
4 Her Communication Technique..
Gals can learn from this one, mainly to get him out of his man cave..
5 Her Body Language
Know her body language well, it may prevent you from getting hurt!
6 Ducklings To Swans
Thankfully there is a stage that comes after the awkward phase we know as puberty!
7 Shes Complicated
Yup, shes complicated, but thats why youre attracted to her. Would you REALLY want her to be like you?
8 Because I was pretty awesome !
9 Guys should pay
10 Equality when they need
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