17 Hilarious Texts You Could Get From Your Mom

By Qunki Team | funny

Moms are funny. And we mean funny ha-ha. Not funny strange. We all know our moms are just acting like any other mother would. However, the things she does and texts she sends can be funny to us and funny to others, too. Parents and children alike can relate to stories we've heard and we've told. These stories can be so funny we want to share them with our friends and family. We want to remember the funny moment and text we got from Mom.

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Random Joke

A guy walks into a pub

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50

HAND JOB: $10.00

He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks.

Can I help you? she asks.

I was wondering, whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"

Yes, she purrs. "I am."

The man replies, "Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger."

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