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A guy walks into a pub
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
HAND JOB: $10.00
He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks.
Can I help you? she asks.
I was wondering, whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
Yes, she purrs. "I am."
The man replies, "Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger."
2 Where did potatoes come from?
3 Sleep well at night
4 Is an hour soon enough or not?
5 Chocolate is the root of all problems.
6 Hugging words!
7 This one was really nice!
8 I can assure that he is absolutely correct.
9 You have to admit that is a superb picture!
10 This guy is brilliant!
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