1 Can you see the stark contrast between the advertised dress on the left and the actual one on the
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Little April in Sunday School
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question.
"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"
The Teacher fainted.
2 The description read kitty tent, but he didnt take it seriously.
3 Such a small and light MacBook! Apple is awesome!
4 The perfect dress for your cat!
5 He tried his best by giving specific instructions, but all was in vain.
6 Perfect chairs for small pets!
7 Well, that is hilarious!
8 This should be a lesson for everyone of you. Never shop for any costumes for the Halloween event
9 When your order roses for a special occasion, and get a bunch of spring onions as a substitute.
10 The carpet might be small, but it can be extremely useful if you have any small pets!
