11 This is a sad, sad autocorrect.
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Random Joke
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase
He asks, "What are you doing?"
She replies, "I'm off to New York. I read that pro.s.ti.tut.es there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free."
Later, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.
"Where are you going?" she asks. "I'm coming with you. I want to see how you live on $800 a year."
12 Damn, that girl almost got uninvited to her own family’s Christmas dinner.
13 It’s either all or nothing with this one.
14 It gets worse and worse…
15 …NO MOM, NO!
16 To some, that wouldn’t really be a punishment.
17 This person who almost made it to top chef…but didn’t.
18 Another top chef in the making obviously.
19 Well, that’s always a gay old time.
