1 Because a good fisting always helps cheer me up, that’s for sure.
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Random Joke
We went to see a movie the other night.
We went to see a movie the other night.
I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels a little roomier.
Just as the feature was about to start, a blonde from the center of the row got up and started working her way out.
“Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops, excuse me.”
By the time she got to me, I was trying to look around her and I was a little impatient, so I said, “Couldn’t you have done this a little earlier?”
“No!” she said in a loud whisper. “The ‘TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE PLEASE’ message just flashed up on the screen and mine is in the car.”
2 WHO. THE. HELL. IS. HULU. O.o
3 Oh. That’s what she meant when she prefaced it with “leggo of my prego”.
4 Grandpa…no.
5 Penises wear and tear after a while, I guess?
6 No wonder she got that promotion so fast.
7 This almost ruined every family dinner ever.
8 That is the worst thing to happen at the worst time.
9 This text has a whole lot of nope for both parties involved.
10 The Adventures of the Panty Raiders.
