14 Tobey Maguire And Leonardo DiCaprio met in an audition and were best friends since then.
SourceLeonardo DiCaprio and Tobey Maguire have been friends for over 30 years. Both raised by single mothers in LA, the stars that have raised to fame together. Recalling their first meeting, Leo said, I literally jumped out of the car. I was like, Tobey! Tobey! Hey! Hey! And he was like, Oh, yeah I know you. Youre . . . that guy. But I just made him my pal. When I want someone to be my friend, I just make them my friend.
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A blonde walks into the police department
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions...
Officer: What's 2+2?
Blonde: Ummmmm... 4!
Officer: What's the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummmm... 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"