14 Tobey Maguire And Leonardo DiCaprio met in an audition and were best friends since then.
SourceLeonardo DiCaprio and Tobey Maguire have been friends for over 30 years. Both raised by single mothers in LA, the stars that have raised to fame together. Recalling their first meeting, Leo said, I literally jumped out of the car. I was like, Tobey! Tobey! Hey! Hey! And he was like, Oh, yeah I know you. Youre . . . that guy. But I just made him my pal. When I want someone to be my friend, I just make them my friend.
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Little April in Sunday School
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question.
"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"
The Teacher fainted.