1 Cokes ?
Sometimes we just send without proofreading first, and sometimes it can be at the worst of times. Then again, how do you go from books to ......?
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Three construction workers are on the seventy-fifth floor of a non-finished building.
Three construction workers are on the seventy-fifth floor of a non-finished building.
The italian opens his lunch box to find a pizza and says "Man, if I get pizza one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"
The chinese opens his lunch box to find rice and says "Man, if I get rice one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"
The blonde opens his lunch box to find a cheeseburger and says" Man, if I get a cheeseburger one more time im going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"
So the next day they all got the same thing and they jumped off the building to their death.
That weekend at the funeral, the italian and the chinese wives are crying and saying "I would have fixed him something else for lunch but he never told me."
And as the two wives stare at the blondes wife, they both ask why she isn't sad about her husbands death, the blonde replys "Don't look at me, he packs his own lunch."
2 Panties
This girl bought some gorgeous panties, for the wrong guy, but at least she will have fun.
3 Oops
Sarah may have sent it to wrong person
4 Yeah Right
Auto correct doesnt work like that sweetie
5 Auto correct win
So horn3y gourmet apparently seems to work pretty well.
6 S3xting
Well, I thought he was funny at least. Sometimes you need a bit of humor.
7 Erm
That went south very quick.
8 Not S3xy
Either he was funny, or he was trying to get rid of her. Would be genius for the latter to happen.
9 Wow, thats wrong
This girl, did she really just do this? That is just not cool, everything about it.
10 In trouble
A big oops here, but is there going to be horn3yness after this?
