Crazy things that Ruined First Dates first dates

By Qunki Team | funny

Almost every person in the world has gone on at least one date in their lifetime, whether it be with someone they knew or someone new. Some dates are successful and others are not so great. Those moments are memorable for the people involved, but no one wants to talk about what went wrong unless it was really bad. People date for many different reasons—to get married, to have fun, to stay single—but almost everyone doesn't want a horrible first date.

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A blonde is overweight

A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.

“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.”

When the blonde returns, she’s lost nearly 20 pounds.

“Wow, that’s amazing!” the doctor says.

“Did you follow my instructions?”

The blonde nods…

“I’ll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

“From hunger, you mean?” said the doctor.

“No, from skipping,” replied the blonde.

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