1 Is it Valentine’s day tomorrow? Who cares? To you it sounds nothing more than a regular day.
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Three Whales :
I was in a bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking.
Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, ladies are you three lassiee from Scotland ?"
One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, you bloody idiot, Wales!"
So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotiand ?"
And that's the last thing I remember.
2 For you a token of affection like kiss is ‘insanitary exchange of germs and saliva’ and cuddling is like ‘unpleasant contact with a foul body odour’.
3 Long duration phone calls mean completely meaningless to you.
4 Day-dreaming about your latest celebrity crush is the one thing you enjoy the most.
5 There is considerate amount of change in the way you carry yourself or dress.
6 Your spirit is totally care-free.
7 Your idea of an ideal date is derived from a romantic movie.
8 You secretly smile when a complimented by the opposite sex.
9 You are amazed when your friends who are in a relationship tells you about their extravagant phone bill.
10 You feel awkward when new people from the opposite s3x try to hit on you.
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