1 This mom who feels the need to introduce herself with every text
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Random Joke
A blonde walks into the police department
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions...
Officer: What's 2+2?
Blonde: Ummmmm... 4!
Officer: What's the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummmm... 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"
2 The disappearing text act is best performed by mom
3 The I dont know that lower case text messaging exists mom
4 The mom who mistakenly reveals too much information
5 The hot, competitive mom
6 The mom who abuses 911
7 The ghost text messaging mother
8 The mom with the weird emoticons
9 The mom who has blonde moments
10 The mom who is always trying to play matchmaker
