People lying On Social Media Like Everyone Else Is Dumb

By Qunki Team | funny

People should stop lying on social media. Anybody who makes a status that says 'hanging out with my friend at the mall' when in reality they are at their house can be considered a liar. Nobody wants to be friends with someone who lies so much that the only truth they have is lies. It makes no sense. You are not fooling anybody. Also, why does anyone take pictures of themselves shirtless at the beach anyway? Is it to entice people to check them out? If that's the case, then you should be embarrassed. It's pathetic. The world is big enough that you don't need to resort to that level to get attention.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets.

First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question.

If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?

After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra terrestrial life on the planet."

They said "well okay, thank you." And told her that they would get back to her.

Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her the same question. In reply, "I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings." Again, "thank you" and they would get back to her.

Finally, the blond entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead.

She thought for a while and replied, "I would like to go to the sun."

The people from NASA replied, "why, don't you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?"

The blond smirked and put her hands on her hips. "Are you guys dumb? I'd go at night!"

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