11. When you love Jaws!
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Little April in Sunday School
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question.
"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"
The Teacher fainted.
12. The face you make when the front camera opens. Grandma beach diaries.
13. When you want to enjoy a beach vacation without getting tanned.
14. Sun in the eye! Oops!
15. Beach bum with a chum.
16. My summer beach body is so lit!
17. Can’t decide whether to be in shorts or swimwear.
18. When you crave a family picture but have to compromise.
19. When you walk straight from the showroom to the beach.
20. Keep your head, heels, and standards, high babe.
