11 They've finally gone and lost their minds.
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A soldier ran up to a nun.
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."
The nun agreed...
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, sister. You see, I don't want to go to Syria."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls…. I don't want to go to Syria either."
12 So she used to be a model.
13 No matter how much money you make, you still love that stuff from your childhood.
15 That is just the state of the world, brotha.
16 That underwear probably costs more than my car.
17 Rich people are out of their minds.
18 Bed comfort specialist.
19 Those crocs just take it to a whole nother level.
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