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He says I had a feeling that she is cheating on me. I started to suspect her with her recent changes like always texting, smiling and laughing while texting, etc. So I asked her about it, and she shrugged off saying it is her mother.
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At School
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
Another one.
The teacher wrote on the blackboard: "I ain't had no fun in months."
Then asked the class, "How should I correct this sentence?"
Little Johnny raised his had and replied, "Get yourself a new boyfriend."
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I started to call her co-workers every night, but whenever I call, they said she left hours ago When I asked her what was going on shed laugh it off and say it was just something they did to each other at the office all the time.
With these, the man decided to catch her cheating on her birthday with a surprise birthday party.
He invited everyone of his family and friends to give her a birthday party, without knowing her.
Man says when I asked her what she wanted to do on her birthday, she was rather insisted on me going out of town with my friends as she just had to work anyways and didnt want to be reminded she was aging,
I knew she is up to something.
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So I started my plan for her birthday. I left house pretending like I am going out of town with my friends. Then I called her parents, sister and several of her friends. I told them I want to give her a big surprise by sneaking into her room with a big cake with candles, party streamers and kazoos.
Everyone agreed
So at 8:30 am on the morning, everyone met me outside our apartment. We all pile in the elevator (about 8 of us in total); her mother is holding the cake, and Im reminding everyone to be as quiet as they can be.
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I unlocked the door, and we all sneak in our way to the bedroom. Everyone holding a kazoo and her mom with the cake. Then plan went as I expected. With everyone getting a big surprise, not just the wife.
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When I opened the room, we all yelled at the surprise to see my wife laying in bed but-tnaked with her lover staring at us.
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The man continues, Mom screamed and dropped the cake.Her father began to shout. Sister horrified. Her friends try to push everyone out while yelling at her.
My wife, excuse me, the ex-wife is sobbing and screaming how could I while the lover is desperately trying to put his pants on while running out of the place. Needless to say, it was one of the best birthday presents I have ever given.
