16 You cant get much harsher than this.
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A blonde was on vacation
A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.
She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn't want to pay the high prices.
After unsuccessfully haggling with of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde said, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price."
Later in the day, the shopkeeper spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.
She took aim at an alligator, killed it and hauled it onto the swamp bank.
Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.
The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blonde flipped the alligator on its back and shouted in frustration, "Damn, this one isn't wearing any shoes either."
15 The most heartfelt sentiment.
14 This is for someone who really loves or REALLY hates soccer.
13 Nothing says Happy Birthday! like a giant coffin.
12 Mmmm, adult diapers and Viagaradelicious!
11 I call a non-poop piece!
10 The ideal cake is one that is both delicious and also absolutely terrifying.
9 I love thinking about the deteriorating condition of someones breasts when Im eating dessert.
8 That face is just everything.
7 What a wonderful reason to buy a cake!
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