1. The nearly perfect picture face vs the real one.
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A blonde walks into the police department
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions...
Officer: What's 2+2?
Blonde: Ummmmm... 4!
Officer: What's the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummmm... 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"
2. Buxom on the beach vs tan lines queen.
bella.illustration3. Wearing a jumpsuit like a pro vs being vulnerable during nature’s call.
bella.illustration4. An independent woman vs fighting for your bf’s attention.
bella.illustration5. Can’t help being a foodie.
bella.illustration7. Texting with butter fingers be like.
bella.illustration8. The effortless DIY makeup videos vs reality.
bella.illustration9. Models on the magazine cover vs the real girl next door.
bella.illustration10. One foot out syndrome.
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