1 A Pillow Walks Into a Bar
At least one of them looks happy to be on this date!
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Johnny at School :
Teacher: "Why did you laugh?"
Boy: "I saw a strap of your bra."
Teacher: "Get out! Don't come to class for the next 1 week. Another boy laughs..."
Teacher: "Why did you laugh?"
Boy: "I saw both straps of your bra."
Teacher: "Get out! Don't come to class for next 1 month."
The teacher bends to pick a chalk and little Johnny starts walking out of the class.
Teacher: "Why are you going out?"
Johnny: "With what I saw I think my school days are over."
2 What is it that we are doing, exactly?
Maybe someone lost the dice? What could have been a nice game of charades is now some kind of fire arms holding party.
3 Who Am I?
When I am trying to find myself, I usually dont imagine the answer coming in the form of some kind of man-mouse cowboy cartoon. That may just be me, though.
4 My Little Confederate Pony
When no prop would have been better than the one you have chosen
5 Social Justice Wizard
I have no idea what a Social Justice Wizard is, but Im pretty sure I dont want to be one.
6 Protest Feminism
But is the problem sexual failure, or your garbage bag cheerleader outfit?
7 No Shave November
Well, thats one way to combat the handlebar moustache.
