1. If someone looks at this photograph for the first time, he or she might mistake the small bird to be a wild plant too.
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old washing machine :
Husband is walking behind his wife and says, "Your bottom is getting so big it looks like an old washing machine."
The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking.
Bedtime comes around, the husband starts getting amorous.
Wife says: "I'm not starting the old washing machine for such a small load. You'll have to do it by hand !"