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Marriage was at a pizzeria in the Russian city of Tomsk.
He was exhausted of single life yet he likewise understood the indiscretion of marriage.
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A blonde and a lawyer
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game?
The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa.
" Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."""
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question.
What's the distance from the earth to the moon?
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
Okay says the lawyer, "your turn."
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer.
He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
And you thought blondes were dumb.
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“Sooner or later I understood that half of my friends were complaining about their partners, while some others were grumbling about being single. Love between two people is a complicated wild thing,” he tells.
” Pizza, then again, ‘would not betray you or reject you, and talking in all honesty and truth, I cherish it,” he included.
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Well when you put it like that it beyond any doubt appears an intriguing life decision however one we would truly Not make!
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The Russian authorities and the church chose this practice is excessively crazy for them, making it impossible to authoritatively authorize and henceforth he needed to lead his wedding at the pizzeria.
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The staff at the pizzeria gave him a wedding authentication. He was wearing his best groom clothing while his wife had a beautiful veil for itself.
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At one point or another in our life, we all proclaim our affection for pizzas however this man stepped by taking this relationship to a radically new level. Additionally, we have no data with respect to the first night and honeymoon, so please don’t ask us
