1 Completely despicable I mean only *look* at those sideburns!
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A blonde, wanting to earn some money
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?
The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage.
The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
You're finished already? he asked.
Yes, the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
And by the way, the blonde a dded, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
2 Something lets me know you ought to most likely not do 153 in the organization auto.
3 Last I checked, lettuce shoes were not a portion of the official BK clothing regulation.
4 Lemme post a photo of my unlawful exercises on the web. What could turn out badly?
5 B-b-b-however at that point who will pay me to put on a show to work?
6 Piss Olympics must be on the mystery Taco ringer menu.
7 Thomas has a few things to find out about full time.
8 Note to self: skip Subway for some time.
9 Advil for your headache: $0.99. Starbucks for lunch: $4.50. Leaving your work-PC signed into Fac
