1. This kid is already stressed with his life, a bald patch so young.
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Random Joke
A soldier ran up to a nun.
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."
The nun agreed...
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, sister. You see, I don't want to go to Syria."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls…. I don't want to go to Syria either."
2. What was the hairdresser thinking? Terrace farming!
3. How you look in your Instagram pictures vs how you look in real.
4. Ok, so he was feeling half the heat.
5. You are not mowing the lawn honey!
6. When your hair looks like a toilet brush.
7. Why would you want to look like Jim Carrey from Dumb and the Dumber movie?
8. Tiger! Tiger! Burning bright! Lol!
9. Kent Clark had better curls than you!
10. Still looks like a toothbrush.
