1 Aquarius (January 21 February 18)
When you get drunk, you move to a corner where people wont notice you. You keep on judging the various other people who are drunk around you, although most people think that you are smiling because of some terrible secret that you know about.
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A guy walks into a pub
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
HAND JOB: $10.00
He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks.
Can I help you? she asks.
I was wondering, whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
Yes, she purrs. "I am."
The man replies, "Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger."
2 Pisces (February 19 March 20)
You dont know the limit of how much you should be drinking and, when you are persuaded and encouraged by others to continue drinking, you drink so much that you either black out or vomit. And you also experience the classical side effects of excessive drinking such as not being able to recall the events of the previous day.
3 Aries (March 21 April 19)
You belong to group of people who get braver and more adventurous with increasing drunkenness. You do not shy away from trying crazy drinks and even force your friends to try those. You are overall a really fun person to hang out with.
4 Taurus (April 20 May 20)
Normally a peaceful person who stays away from trouble, your personality starts changing the more you get drunk. When you are completely drunk, you often knock down stuff at parties to get hold of a comfortable place. Taking off clothes isnt unusual too, since you start feeling too hot due to the alcohol and crave for comfort.
5 Gemini (May 20 April 19)
You are a humorous person and people generally love chatting with you. However, as you start getting drunk, you often lose control and vomit. Moreover, you give away all of your friends secrets while drunk.
6 Cancer (June 21 July 22)
You encourage others to be always content with their lives. However, as you start drinking, your sadness starts increasing too. You also vent out all of your emotions sometimes in the form of tears or even screaming at others, if they refuse to do something you asked.
7 Leo (July 23 August 23)
You like to believe that you are a champion drinker, and your tolerance level is much greater than others. This is far from the reality though. You cant even survive two rounds of beer. However, you dont want to accept your mistake, so you keep on drinking, regardless of what others are thinking about you.
8 Virgo (August 24 September 22)
When you are drunk, you prefer isolating yourself from the crowd instead of causing trouble to others. However, if someone tries to strike a conversation with you, you might speak a few harsh words which will probably offend that person.
9 Libra (September 23 October 23)
It wont be wrong is someone says that Librans lead a dangerous life. If you get too drunk, you are going to get completely lost and forget all sorts of manners. Not only that, due to your weird behaviours, you will often face awkward situations at parties. These can even lead to fights. On the other hand, if you are not drunk, you can help solve these sort of problems at parties.
10 Scorpio (October 24 November 22)
You have no idea how to find a balance for your drinking habits. You will either not drink at all and ruin the party for others, or you are gonna get so drunk that you are gonna spill out all your terrible secrets that no one should ever know about. So be careful about how much you drink.
