Perfect News Headlines Filled With Humor

By Qunki Team | others

Usually the news headlines of any channel or newspaper happen to be very serious and genuine in nature. This is because news is always based on facts and figures. But sometimes certain people try to give a twist in such kinds of news headlines by making them sound funny or humorous. As a result, such news headlines become completely perfect as a result of the mixture of satire and humor filled with ironic comments too.

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Three women are about to be executed for crimes.

Three women are about to be executed for crimes.

One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.

Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"

Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The redhead then screams, "tornado!!"

Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around.

She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde has figured out what the others did.

The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The blonde shouts, "fire!!"

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