11. When you cannot find your razor.
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Three women are about to be executed for crimes.
Three women are about to be executed for crimes.
One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!"
Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around.
She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde has figured out what the others did.
The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
12. We painted the walls and t-shirt too.
13. Oh! We found a chameleon on loose.
14. That’s one rude t-shirt out there. Control the population!
15. Looks like some oriental spa ad.
16. When your cool mug is printed on a tee and you look nothing like it in real life.
17. Tattoo obsession just got face time.
18. Yes darling! Absolutely you have the perfect smile.
19. Next time ask for the right directions.
20. Looks like a scene out of Final Destination.
