1. The Truth About Dating
We are on devices almost ALL the time now. Do you think we can just continue our relationship through digital devices only?
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We went to see a movie the other night.
We went to see a movie the other night.
I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels a little roomier.
Just as the feature was about to start, a blonde from the center of the row got up and started working her way out.
“Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops, excuse me.”
By the time she got to me, I was trying to look around her and I was a little impatient, so I said, “Couldn’t you have done this a little earlier?”
“No!” she said in a loud whisper. “The ‘TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE PLEASE’ message just flashed up on the screen and mine is in the car.”
2. The Little Things
Getting the first “little dig” from your lover is when you realize, your relationship has sadly gone past the “honeymoon phase.”
3. Non-Traditional Marriage
Makes sense, but do you think it would be a bit more accurate to exchange that “suitcase” for devices or computers?
4. The Pick-Up Artist
This is one good reason some of the most talented gals do not even bother going out to bars. Chances of meeting “this” guy and his posse is high.
5. The Imposter
If this is poking fun at blind people? . Sorry, but it is what makes us sad.. ;(
6. Asking Someone On A Date.
The “What You Say” part is right before dating, and the “What You’re Saying” comes six months later..
7. In Another Context
Isn’t it odd when you fancy someone in a particular environment, like in school, BUT then you see him/her out partying. . . Do you ever really feel ridiculously shallow by wondering “why are they so short . . . Or fat”? The sad thing is, they actually might be thinking the same of you.
8. First Date Disaster
We ALL love an honest person like Popeye, BUT hearing “this” on the first date can make anyone’s heart sink. . . A little.
9. Don’t Say This On The 1st Date
The “Love” word is super scary and confusing in the first place, BUT when said on the first date, it is as bad as sticking your foot in your mouth.
10. Social Media & Love Relationships
The downside to Social Media is dating! It actually feels better when your status goes from “single” to “in a relationship”, BUT “in a relationship” to “single”. . . Ugh!
