people share the most tempting offers they turned down.

By Qunki Team | wtf

We've all had it happen: you see someone drop a $100 bill on the ground. And then there' that excruciating moment? Finders keepers, losers weepers?

These people decided to do the right thing, rather than the easy one.

01

Had my boss's wife approach me at the annual office Christmas party and asked me if I wanted to have a threesome with them.

I politely declined, and figured that would be that. But she didn't stop there.

When I turned her down, she offered me $1,000. I still said no, so she upped it to $5,000!

I politely declined again. I know I should have been offended that someone offered me money for sex, but I was dying on the inside. He was hot, and his wife was hotter. Plus who among us couldn't use an extra $5,000?

I thought he'd be awkward as hell afterward, but it was never mentioned between us and we carried, on as usual.

I wound up working for him for 5 more years, and when I left, they threw me a huge baby shower and purchased all of the baby furniture I had registered for. We still keep in touch 15 years later.

-Hippydippy420

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Three construction workers are on the seventy-fifth floor of a non-finished building.

Three construction workers are on the seventy-fifth floor of a non-finished building.

The italian opens his lunch box to find a pizza and says "Man, if I get pizza one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"

The chinese opens his lunch box to find rice and says "Man, if I get rice one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"

The blonde opens his lunch box to find a cheeseburger and says" Man, if I get a cheeseburger one more time im going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"

So the next day they all got the same thing and they jumped off the building to their death.

That weekend at the funeral, the italian and the chinese wives are crying and saying "I would have fixed him something else for lunch but he never told me."

And as the two wives stare at the blondes wife, they both ask why she isn't sad about her husbands death, the blonde replys "Don't look at me, he packs his own lunch."

02

I was fresh out of prison. I was released early on parole which meant I had a curfew of 10:00 pm every single night unless I was at work. The parole officer would come to my house. He was allowed to show up whenever he wanted and had the power to search my house or anyone I was with at any time.

I also got drug tested and alcohol tested randomly, and the DMV had suspended my license for 5 years so I had no ability to drive either.

Needless to say, I didn't get out much, and any woman I talked to in their early 20's (which is how old I was at the time) was the most beautiful woman on earth.

About seven months after I got out I went to the local St Patrick's Day Parade in my city - a huge event and - met some friends I hadn't seen in years. Afterward, everyone goes barhopping. I tagged along and I ordered Redbull and a glass of ice at the bar and fit right in.

Amazingly, I hit it off with this girl and we were tearing up on the dance floor. She and her friend were finally ready to leave, but that was when I realized I had a problem.

It was almost 8:00 PM.

They lived about 40 minutes north of the city, so that would mean there would be no way for me to get home in time to make my curfew if I went home with them When I told her ‘no', she lost it, and started begging me to have sex with her. I explained my situation as best I could, but that didn't make it any easier.

In the end, I passed up a chance to have sex when it had been years and years but didn't want to risk going back to jail for not being home if my parole officer happened to show up at 10:04 pm to see if I was there.

-61pm61

03

Some guy dropped a wad of 100's at a taco stand while paying. I pointed it out to him; he picked it up didn't even say thanks. The guy behind me paid for my tacos and said I should have taken it. But I still feel good that I did the right thing.

-REDUCE23

04

A super hot woman came to my birthday party. We were making out for most of the night. She tries to lead me to the bedroom for sexy times. But she was so blasted she could barely walk.

I decided I wasn't doing anything with someone this drunk no matter how smoking hot she was.

I picked her up, took her to the bedroom and put her in the bed. I told her I would be back in a minute and I needed to do something. I came back 5 minutes later to check on her, and she was out cold. She thanked me in the morning for not taking advantage of her.

I wish more guys would do the same thing.

-vag-rash

05

I was perhaps 15 or 16 when this happened. At my first job, I got a paycheck that the bank fudged a decimal on. It was a ton more than I should have been payed and I totally could have cashed it and it would have been the bank's fault.

It wasn't even anything to do with my work, but I gave it back to my boss and waited to get another one. On the plus side, I received a substantial raise a couple of months later with one of the reasons cited being my honesty.

-nerfitz

06

Was head over heels in love with a girl for two years in high school (junior/senior years). She had a boyfriend who was a bit of a jerk, and she finally left him in senior year.

Her best friend (a guy) grew up across the street from her. The two of them were extremely close. We were hanging out having a fantastic time and she asked me if she should consider him

I could have said that'd be silly and it would ruin their friendship. I could have swooped right in since there were strong feelings between us. But I decided to do the right thing. I told her she should go for it. They were just too perfect together. They're married now with 2 children.

Possibly the most unselfish thing I've ever done.

-madcow1120

07

I walked away from two beautiful women in another city (while traveling for work) who wanted to have a threesome. I was engaged at the time, but there was practically zero chance I would have been caught. No regrets, but whew it was not easy.

-PapaNewGinny

08

I saw two full bags of heroin outside my apartment about 4 or 5 months after getting clean.

Kept walking. That's not who I am anymore.

-FracasBedlam

09

I was trapped in a somewhat sexless marriage (maybe twice a month... awful "are you done yet?" sex). Young, good looking guy. No kids.

Went on a trip to Vegas with the boys. Went to strip club. Hit it off with stripper. Stripper does all the usual "I'm flirting with you to take as much money as I can from you" stuff.

I keep cool and say no... she dances anyway. Buys me drinks. I get lap dances and drinks for free all night. At the end of the night she says that if I wait for her, she can go change and come back to my hotel with me.

I say no. "I'm sorry... I can't."

"It's free," she said, "Because I really like you."

I refused again, and went back to the hotel.

"Are you out of your mind?!" my friends said. Sorry, guys. I couldn't live with myself. I'm married. I love my wife.

Fast forward 10 years and my wife is caught having an affair. Probably not her first.

-dadstartingover_com

10

I refused a marriage proposal in front of a crowd at a sporting event. But it's not what you're thinking.

She liked me and was under the false impression that I liked her.

We weren't even dating at the time! She had just invited me to go to a basketball game with her I was never trying to lead her on, so I don't know how she came to think that I was somehow secretly in love with her.

But it was tough to say no like that in front of everyone. I felt guilty for weeks, as though I must have done something wrong.

-Anonymous

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