Weird Reasons Why People Changed Th Locks Of Their Home

By Qunki Team | funny

A home is a place where a big or small family stays together. It is a place where the distance between two people can easily decrease as they stay close to each other. We cannot find better comfort at any other place except our own home. But when we own it, we have our own rules and we like to maintain some privacy. However, normal people have always faced situations where someone from their own family or the outside or neighborhood had refused to agree to their terms and as a result, the owner of the house has been forced to change the locks of their door in a few instances.

Can't blame you.

My sister relapsed a few days ago. Changed the locks. Shes gonna be PISSED when she finally decides to come back and realizes her house key doesnt work. 4 months clean, she shoulda made it 5.

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Random Joke

An Italian guy is out picking up chicks in Roma.

An Italian guy is out picking up chicks in Roma.

While at his favorite bar, he manages to attract one rather attractive looking blonde.

So they’re back at his place, and sure enough, they go at it. After a long while…

He climaxes loudly.

Then he rolls over, lights up a cigarette and asks her, “So…. you finish?” After a slight pause.

She replies, “No.”

Surprised, but pleasantly, he puts out his cigarette, rolls back on top of her, and has his way with her again, this time lasting even longer than the first… and this time completing the deed with even louder shouts.

Again he rolls over, lights a cigarette, and asks, “So…. you finish?”

And again, after a short pause, she simply says “No.”

Stunned, but still acting reflexively on his macho pride, he once again puts out the cigarette, and mounts his companion du jour.

This time, with all the strength he could muster up, he barely manages to end the task, but he does, after quite some time and energy is spent.

Barely able to roll over, he reaches for his cigarette … lights it again, and

SO messed up.

 My sons sick and my roommate kicked me out because I was at the urgent care taking care of him instead of home mid day to let her dog out. She changed the locks on me. I am in shock.

Has she heard of privacy?

I changed the locks on my front and back door because my MIL used to just walk in without knocking. Shes telling everyone that Im trying to push her out of our lives. I should have privacy in MY home.

You go girl!

Changed the locks and packed up my abusive boyfriend today. I’m finally freeing myself!

Lesson learned.

My room mate changed the locks on me because I didnt pay rent on time.

Boy, bye!

My boyfriend cheated, so I changed the locks and left all of his stuff in garbage bags outside. Too bad all of his good clothes are ruined. (And before anyone says anything, I bought them)

Wow.

My wife changed the locks on the house and started an affair. Im so crushed.

Karma is a B***h.

My husband has had his side chick for almost 2 years. I  gave him his belongings, and even his stupid TV. I changed the locks. I bought a bigger TV for me and our child. It was the best decision I made!

Not cool, mom!

My mother keeps giving my ex a key to my apartment. I’ve changed the locks four times because he will randomly show up.

Live and learn.

Changed the locks to my home tonight. Never let a friend stay with you if you arent certain they will move out. I feel so used.

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