Surprising Things Roommates Stole From People

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Most of the people are not used to a word like an adjustment. But when it comes to renting a room, adjustments must be made because it is the only way to live every day peacefully. Sometimes, this situation comes as a blessing especially in circumstances where the habits and conditions of one's roommate completely match each other. But this thing might become a problem later because a person might not know everything about his roommate. There have been people whose personal belongings were stolen by their roommates. This has also led to some people being forced to change their room.

Im moving out and my old roommate stole my forks. I cant wait to never see him again.

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A soldier ran up to a nun.

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."

The nun agreed...

A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"

The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, sister. You see, I don't want to go to Syria."

The nun said, "I understand completely."

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls…. I don't want to go to Syria either."