1 Your favourite cheesy bread, bit with a twist! This really tastes good.
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A blonde walks into the police department
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions...
Officer: What's 2+2?
Blonde: Ummmmm... 4!
Officer: What's the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummmm... 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"
2 Got a hankering for an ice-cream sandwich? Make your own. Stick your favourite ice cream in between two cookies and there! You have your own ice cream cookie sandwich.
3 Party at home? Make a yummy chocolate bowl with some melted chocolate and a balloon.
4 Out of coasters? Use muffin papers instead to keep all the bugs out!
5 Getting sticky fingers from having popsicles? Try this.
6 Spice things up! Use bell pepper rings to have your breakfast eggs.
7 Insanely cool ice coffee!
8 Turn your pancakes up a notch! Use a slice of bacon!
9 Worried about storing the perishables? Use your cloth hanger instead.
10 Melted Banana topped with whipped cream. Yummy, isn't it?
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