No? Ok then...
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Random Joke
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase
He asks, "What are you doing?"
She replies, "I'm off to New York. I read that pro.s.ti.tut.es there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free."
Later, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.
"Where are you going?" she asks. "I'm coming with you. I want to see how you live on $800 a year."
Cartoon food can be just as appetizing.
The tell-tale sign.
Something crunchy is nice to have around.
The trifecta.
The primal urges come through.
The meat cravings are out of control.
You know it's coming when...
Hmmm...
Sometimes it's nothing at all.
