11. The chicken came first not the egg.
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A soldier ran up to a nun.
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."
The nun agreed...
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, sister. You see, I don't want to go to Syria."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls…. I don't want to go to Syria either."
12. When you are bored of your vegan diet and doodle your lunch away.
13. E.T. turned into a cinnamon roll, unfortunately it didn’t reach home.
14. Your main door became your sweet trap.
15. Two types of food lovers in the world.
16. When your monthly cravings go too far.
17. Belle with a barrel.
18. The chef took the instructions too strictly.
19. Fried noodles for lunch hun.
20. The cuppa is always half empty.
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Food fails are common on a daily basis, hope you had a good laugh at these delectable failures.
