Hilarious texts that will make your day

By Qunki Team | funny

How is your day going so far? Have you had a good laugh yet? Well, we have compiled the funniest texts for you to enjoy. These will make your day and give you something to talk about with friends and family. Sometimes life is too serious, but it's okay because these funny texts will help bring some laughter into your life. Just scroll down and find something that tickles your fancy! It doesn't matter who you are; there's something here for everyone.

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Random Joke

An Italian guy is out picking up chicks in Roma.

An Italian guy is out picking up chicks in Roma.

While at his favorite bar, he manages to attract one rather attractive looking blonde.

So they’re back at his place, and sure enough, they go at it. After a long while…

He climaxes loudly.

Then he rolls over, lights up a cigarette and asks her, “So…. you finish?” After a slight pause.

She replies, “No.”

Surprised, but pleasantly, he puts out his cigarette, rolls back on top of her, and has his way with her again, this time lasting even longer than the first… and this time completing the deed with even louder shouts.

Again he rolls over, lights a cigarette, and asks, “So…. you finish?”

And again, after a short pause, she simply says “No.”

Stunned, but still acting reflexively on his macho pride, he once again puts out the cigarette, and mounts his companion du jour.

This time, with all the strength he could muster up, he barely manages to end the task, but he does, after quite some time and energy is spent.

Barely able to roll over, he reaches for his cigarette … lights it again, and

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