A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50

HAND JOB: $10.00

He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks.

Can I help you? she asks.

I was wondering, whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"

Yes, she purrs. "I am."

The man replies, "Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger."