1 Breasts that are uneven
SourceThe rule of thumb with the world is that one breast is always slightly bigger than the other one. Even if it is only a very slight amount. So never be obviously shocked the first time you see your girls breasts, and they are uneven.
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Johnny at School :
Teacher: "Why did you laugh?"
Boy: "I saw a strap of your bra."
Teacher: "Get out! Don't come to class for the next 1 week. Another boy laughs..."
Teacher: "Why did you laugh?"
Boy: "I saw both straps of your bra."
Teacher: "Get out! Don't come to class for next 1 month."
The teacher bends to pick a chalk and little Johnny starts walking out of the class.
Teacher: "Why are you going out?"
Johnny: "With what I saw I think my school days are over."
2 Endurance
SourceUnlike mean, women can orgasm a few times within a few minutes. So the best thing for a guy to do to impress a girl is power through to please her so that she doesnt have to wait for a few minutes after all that tension for you to recover after your moment of intense pleasure.
3 The Stretching
SourceEvery woman deals with age and its drawbacks, one of the saddest ones being that by the time a woman hits 30, her downstairs is about four times bigger than when she went through puberty. So dont panic or make slutty accusations when you notice the difference.
4 Longer Life
SourceThroughout history, women have always had the reputation to outlive men. The basic reason for this is the fact that they have stronger immune systems which come with the ability of child baring. So for the sake of love and happiness, dont do typical stupid guy stuff that will shorten your lifespan.
5 Smell
SourceWomen have a very keen sense of smell, so be wary when it comes to your hygiene! Also, they can smell your pheromones when you want to get jiggy with it.
6 In the Summer time
SourceYou might not believe this, but you would expect winter to be the time women would want to cuddle as much as possible, but apparently not. Because summer is when they want more sex than usual.
7 Bloating
SourceBe nice to your girl when she is on that time of the month because Estragon is the cause of her bloatedness that makes her stomach bloat out. So no fat jokes and only cuddles!
