11. Only rich people can afford burgers.
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Random Joke
A soldier ran up to a nun.
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."
The nun agreed...
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, sister. You see, I don't want to go to Syria."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls…. I don't want to go to Syria either."
12. We never want them to play alone in the park.
13. When parents lie through their teeth and eat all the candy.
14. The bear left some of his eggs in your basket.
15. You don’t need an ice-cream in this cold weather.
16. When Santa wants to party hard after a long day of work.
