1. Didn’t know that the chariot race is still on from Ben-hur’s time.
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Little Johnny was doing his math homework.
Little Johnny was doing his math homework.
He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
"Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, the called Little Johnny's teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in class?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, the sum of which is four."
2. Now that’s what we call a frozen nut.
3. Oh! Looks like someone is not happy with the winning prize of the race.
4. The bees were just following the sunflower.
5. Cougar looking for a companion.
6. Honey! I shrunk the combs.
7. Someone is a huge fan of Bingo.
8. When you troll the mouse into a mousetrap.
9. Someone is going to have a hurt butt in the end.
10. Show me your luck Stella! Hooman you are about to lose.
