1 Thats some serious neck stretching, Tarzan.
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Random Joke
A guy walks into a pub
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
HAND JOB: $10.00
He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks.
Can I help you? she asks.
I was wondering, whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
Yes, she purrs. "I am."
The man replies, "Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger."
2 What happened to Show Whites eyes?
3 Doesnt Mike Wazowski look similar to a first year college student?
4 Ursula is looking quite scary in this picture.
6 It looks like this guys eyes couldnt handle Ariels beauty.
7 What happened to Aladdins teeth?
8 That image will scare even adults.
9 Hercules and Meg are getting sassy.
10 I cant understand if Jessie is flirting or crying.
11 This is one of my favourite scenes from Cinderella.
